Angel Rodriguez

•November 18, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Angel Rodriguez is a cop in Puerto Rico. If the allegations regarding his conduct are true hopefully he will be unemployed soon.

Jorge Steven López’s body was found decapitated, dismembered and partially burned in a wooded area near Cayey on Friday, Nov. 13. After the body was discovered Rodriguez allegedly implied that López lifestyle was responsible for his death.

Even if Rodriguez assertion were true, it’s still inappropriate during an ongoing investigation.

See more details at the Dallas Voice and Edge

What can I say except: NSFW

•November 16, 2009 • Leave a Comment

I speak no chinese. I read no chinese. I don’t really like chinese food. Yet I like this commercial for some reason. Maybe it’s the abject silliness, or the four minute duration bordering on insanity. I would love to know why the words “God’s Hand” flash on the screen intermittently.

Seriously Stupid

•November 13, 2009 • Leave a Comment

I love stupid criminals. If OJ had been as dumb as the district attorney he’d be in prison. But that’s a separate story.

Now there’s a place you can go to see actual security camera footage and notes from (alleged) bank robbers. OK I wondered the same thing you did. If they have photos and the photos are posted on the internet why aren’t theses guys all in prison now?

Maybe law enforcement is still working on it.

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$5,000 in 20s and 50s. No dye packs, no alarms, no one gets hurt.

Work Sucks

•November 12, 2009 • Leave a Comment

No doubt about it most jobs suck. If work was supposed to be fun wouldn’t they call it something else besides “work?” Think about it. There’s a wide spectrum of things that can be done to manage a bad job or boss besides “sucking it up” and packing it in.

Working for You Isn’t Working for Me
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describes many ways to make your job tolerable until you have a Johnny Paycheck day.
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Halloween Fun

•November 11, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Several other genuinely great Halloween costumes showed up on other websites after the previous post about costumes in poor taste. Hands down (no pun intended) the best costume I found is this one from instructables.com

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Pity I won't remember this later...

Makes me wonder if the designers were taking thalidomide or acid…

You’re Fat, and Stupid…

•November 10, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Recently I tried to enlist- army, navy, and air force all turned me down. Said I’m too old. I really wanted to join JAG. No negotiating. No discussing. Just “No.”

The army offered to let me join as a doctor- but it would have to be some special exception because after all- I’m too old.

In contrast the 17-24 year olds in the US are too stupid, too fat, have too many kids or use too many drugs. And of course there’s the don’t ask don’t tell problem…

I don’t feel so bad being turned down. At least I’m not that fat…

Catch and Release Police Work

•November 9, 2009 • Leave a Comment

I know it’s common practice for fishermen to catch and release their prey. I seems to make them feel superior to an ancient animal with a brain half the size of a pea when they outwit the fish.

Police work, in contrast, is not supposed to be based on the same principle, even if the alleged perpetrator has a fish-sized brain. This woman:

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Don't taze me bro'

was recently arrested in Cincinnati. She managed to slip out of her handcuffs several times after which the police decided she needed a little electrical “persuasion.” They tazed her. She was later released from jail because of overcrowding.

OK, I’ll bite. Why bother to arrest folks if they can’t keep ‘em. Why not just write them a ticket. Or better yet make them stand in the corner of Cincinnati.

Fruit Bat Fellatio

•November 3, 2009 • Leave a Comment

OK, I can’t improve on the title. The whole thing is NSFW. The table below is from the link at BoingBoing.

Enjoy. The comments are priceless.

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We are not alone...

Read the whole post here.

Illegal…

•November 2, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Illegal aliens are upset by being called, well, aliens. I’m not sure why since they are, in fact, both.

Take me to your leader, I mean costume party.

Take me to your leader, I mean costume party.

The rather tasteless halloween costume above has caused a kerfuffle at some retailers. Now I’ll admit that I personally object to the costume but I object for different reasons:
First, it’s probably not a good idea to let your kids think it’s “cool” to wear prison clothes. It’s not. Prison sucks. It’s where offenders live.
Second, not all extraterrestrials are imprisoned.
Third, not all aliens are extraterrestrials.

Perhaps the most tasteless and ironic is this one:

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No caption can make this one right.

Yes that’s a Weimaraner. Think about it…

I won’t bother to comment on the dachshund.

Thank Goodness

•October 27, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Just when I thought that teenage girls were about to run out of was to make themselves look like prostitutes artist Soomi Park comes up with something entirely new.
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I have no idea if these things will ever be available in the USA but I’m sure every Hanna Montana wannabe will want some.